Raven's Vs. The colts

Hey this is Oreo. My owner finally ungrounded me from the computer today. Anyway, my owner i think has had WAAAAYYYY way WAAAAAAAAYYY too much coffee today. She had 3 cups yesterday. 5 cups the day before and 2 cups today. She was super hyper today because of the Ravens VS the Colts game today. She kept yelling about how the Colts were gonna lose and how she wishes Payton Manning would break his arm. Theses were her exact words

Secilee: Hey Oreo I really hope the Colts lose today because Baltimore needs payback after what the colts did 25 or 26 years ago.
Me:(sitting in my cage trying to choke down my food since Ses wouldn't stop shouting)
Secilee: I really hope they lose because BALTIMORE NEEDS PAYBACK DO U HEAR ME WE DO NEED PAYBACK I WILL NOT LET INDIANAPOLIS KICK OUR BUTTS TODAY!!! WE WILL KICK THE COLT'S BUTTS FAIR AND SQUARE NO MATTER WHAT!!! WHO CARES THAT THE COLTS HAVE PAYTON MANNING NOT ME!!! ALL I WANT IS FOR THE RAVENS TO WIN FARE AND SQUARE AND FOR THEM TO GO HOME CHEERING AND PARTY ALL NIGHT AND FOR THE COLTS TO STAY HOME IN INDIANAPOLIS CRYING THEIR EYES OUT SAYING "BOOHOOO WE LOST NOOOO WAHHHHH" AND CRY LIE LITTLE BABIES!!!OREO WE ARE GONNA CHEER OUR HOME TEAM LOUD PROUD AND AND....... AND MORE LOUD!!!!! IF THEY LOSE I AM GONNA WALK ON FOOT TO THE RAVEN'S STADIUM AND SHOUT AT THE RAVEN'S FOR LOSING!!!!Well, if Mom will let me. ANYWAY WE NEED TO WIN OR WE WONT MAKE IT IN THE PLAY-OFFS IF WE DON'T WIN I WILL BE SOOO UPSET I'LL BLAME PAYTON MANNING FOR THIS!!!!!!

Those were her Exact words i think. Man i think i need a new owner. I know as payback for her ruining my breakfast I'll bite her the next time she sticks her hand in my cage.

Peace out,

Oreo